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'The Alternative Guide To Eurovision - A Parody' a new book by Silverscope lecturer Richard Rogers - Out Now

Eurovision Book out now in Malta price €10.99 + €2.50 postage. (£9.99 + £2.75 for the UK). Send cheques payable to 'RMR' to 53 Triq Ta Mellu, Mosta, MST 3780, Malta

July 2010 saw the release in mainland Europe of a book based on the Eurovision Song Contest called 'The Alternative Guide To Eurovision - A Parody' released by UK publisher Input Output Publishing. January 2011 sees the availability for a short period of the book in Malta with a limited number of copies on sale through this website. At 204 pages this book is a wonderful spoof book chronicling the most compelling of contests.

Richard saw the need for a humorous book on the subject of Eurovision after countless years in the music industry working on Eurovision in many capacities as a judge (4 times in the UK), as a songwriter, as a publisher and as an analysist. Below is an outline of the book contents.

‘A cross between Monty Python, Viz, Carry On Films & Spinal Tap’ – Luton Enquirer


The Eurovision Song Contest, that wonderful yearly music festival and institution. Here you will find an excellent guide to how it didn’t happen.  So this book is a parody. Or is it? This guide is a wonderful adventure for the reader to attempt to define what is real in this book and what is not and maybe the answers will surprise you whilst suppressing a giggle or two.

 

In the 57 years of Eurovision we bring you the deaths, the donkeys, the disqualifications, the drugs and the disappointed. The artists and the animals, the politics, the Pope and the presenters. The Siamese twins, the winning mannequin, the kidnapping, the missing mermaid, the banned puppet, 400 ecstatic traffic wardens, the transgender and the missile attacks. Well, the list goes on.

Don’t just take our word for it. Read a page at random while the girl at the till is engrossed in her nail varnish and a packet of midget gems and you’ll be smitten. Not with her! With this book we hope.

 

With a fantastic introduction from Sir Timothy Alcerselser and a brutally honest foreword by veteran Eurovision commentator Malachy O’Sideburns this is a fabulous guide that should be up on the shelves sandwiched between The Best of Delia and The Victoria Beckham biography ‘I’m Posh, I Is’.

 


Current Book Review Quotes

‘The pigeon’s loved this book. Great bedding material. I can’t recommend this enough.’ -Pigeon Fanciers Monthly


‘Corr. Lot’s of writing and some pictures. Can I have a lolly now?’ – Billy Armpitwelk from Edgbaston (Aged 5 and a half)


‘What book? Never heard of it. Who am I?’ – Alfred Grouch, Amnesia International


 ‘Just buy the bloody thing’ – Author’s Publisher


‘Absolutely startling debut from a blind midget. Not him? Oh sorry, wrong book’ - Weekly Scribble Magazine


‘This should win a prize. It’s brilliant and takes pride of place in my downstairs toilet’ – Brendan Porridge (former TV weatherman)


 ‘I’ve never read such a load of old codswallop. Rubbish’ – Author’s Mum


‘What a size! Fantastic as a doorstop. Cheers’ – Edith Short, Harringay Old People’s Home


 ‘Am I in it? I am. It must be super then’ – Daphne Yuck! Transgender lead singer for winning 2010 Maltese artist Vieve!


‘Well done and jolly good’ – Egham Roundtable President Chesney Frolicks